June 2013
shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)
having sex with someone is always a threesome when you have god in the room
IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK
- me: *sick*
- me: *goes on the computer*
- parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
My favorite sex toy is your credit card (◠‿◠✿)
can someone give me a life changing idea that will make me rich
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
I believe in gender equality because all genitals are equally icky looking
