if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s
(Source: cutefollower, via born-to-be-known)
You have permission to eat. Even if you:
- Haven’t exercised.
- Eaten too much yesterday.
- Eaten too much today.
- Don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal.
- Have gained weight.
- Aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’.
- Feel like you don’t deserve it.
IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe
I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.
He didn’t know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.
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i just want boys to say cute things to me
suck my dick
suck my dick in the rain
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a set of tags i was never prepared for
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*that instant feeling of regret*
Why would u touch ur face after you jack off